CHINESE MAN aka Woo: Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. —“The Big Lebowski”, 1998
SAN FRANCISCO — A man was arrested on Saturday after allegedly attacking and seriously injuring another man who had apparently urinated on his carpet in San Francisco’s Bayview District, police said.
The victim was taken to San Francisco General Hospital to be treated for injuries that were initially considered life-threatening. However, he was later upgraded to stable condition, police spokesman Officer Gordon Shyy said.
Demarea Barnes, 23, of San Francisco, admitted to knowing the victim and said the fight stemmed from the victim urinating on his carpet instead of in the bathroom, police said.
Barnes was booked into custody on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon….
No mention of whether or not the dude was employed.
h/t to oddculture.com for the images.
1. Lebowski bowling over the 4th of July weekend in Bangor, ME.
2. Milwaukee: Lakefront showing of The Big Lebowski.
3. Talking action figures!!!
Here’s a great Christmas gift that will keep on giving (available here):
Yes, He Does Say Nobody F***s with the Jesus
Talking Jesus 8-inch Figure:
* Speaks 7 phrases!
* Urban vinyl with real cloth!
The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include:
“Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes…”
“…I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger ’til it goes ‘click’.”
“You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus.”
“What is this day-of-rest s**t?”
“What’s this bulls**t??”
“I don’t f**kin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus!”
“You got a date Wednesday, baby!”