I was shopping for a heavenly mansion today and stopped by my rapture estate agent’s web site to see what was available. Not much that I would find attractive, though the prices are pretty good: free. Now, of course, one has to be chosen by God at Rapture Time, and be willing to associate with the most virtuous and devout Christians for all eternity.
AK Gov. Sarah is bailin’, on the same day that Manny Ramirez is returning to the LA Dodgers lineup from a 50 game suspension for banned substance use.
You don’t see the connection? Sarah’s daughter’s son’s fun-dad’s mother was arrested for illegal substances. Meanwhile, Manny reportedly winked at the television cameras. And what about the hair?
Has anyone ever seen Sarah and Manny in the same room? I thought not.