1. Lebowski bowling over the 4th of July weekend in Bangor, ME.
2. Milwaukee: Lakefront showing of The Big Lebowski.
3. Talking action figures!!!
Here’s a great Christmas gift that will keep on giving (available here):
Yes, He Does Say Nobody F***s with the Jesus
Talking Jesus 8-inch Figure:
* Speaks 7 phrases!
* Urban vinyl with real cloth!
The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include:
“Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes…”
“…I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger ’til it goes ‘click’.”
“You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus.”
“What is this day-of-rest s**t?”
“What’s this bulls**t??”
“I don’t f**kin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus!”
“You got a date Wednesday, baby!”