You want religion? really? Haven’t you seen enough with George W. Bush? someone who thinks he channels some supernatural being, and you want something like Mike Huckabee????? who thinks the supernatural being has chosen him, and is creating money for him???? I think this is pretty scary, and I’m not joking.
The first time I ever dealt with a crazy person, I was staggered: they look just like you and me. It’s true. Crazy people don’t drool and jump around trying to get out of the way of flying saucers. They look and act like sane people most of the time.
“God’s a big God,” [Janet] Huckabee continued. “If he wants us to continue to go and to fight the giants, we’ll do that. You remember Jesus feeding the 5,000 with two fishes and five loaves. So, we’re multiplying our money. Every dollar spends like a thousand and every prayer we get is like a million bucks.”
STUDENT: Recent polls show you surging… What do you attribute this surge to?
HUCKABEE: There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people. (Applause) That’s the only way that our campaign can be doing what it’s doing. And I’m not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has. And it defies all explanation, it has confounded the pundits. And I’m enjoying every minute of them trying to figure it out, and until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out. And it’s probably just as well. That’s honestly why it’s happening.
“Honestly,” people. Mike Huckabee and his wife honestly believe that’s why it’s happening.