I see in the Sunday NY Times Mag that the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company is going to be marketing biblical action figures, including Jesus. These will be high class items with “18 points of articulation.” I hope that no kids put their new Jesus action figures near their George Bush action figures, because I think Jesus might miraculously beat the shit out of Bush.
Hard for me to think of a man who acts less Christian than George Bush. Can you? I mean, I know Christ’s teachings pretty well, and I don’t think of anyone who acts less Christian day in and day out than Bush.