Great News: Satanism on the decline

The Rapture Index guy apparently thinks that satanic attacks on farm animals are in the rear view mirror. My first visit to the site in a few weeks disclosed that the “satanism” score has dropped, and the overall total is a non-cataclysmic 158. “Food” caused a little concern this week, must be a lot of Devil’s Food Cakes being made.

I get most of my religious news nowadays from perusing Craigslist, but I will try to keep you all posted on Rapturing. I’m thinking maybe there will be a new category soon, something like Republican Perverts. This latest guy John Atchison, he seems like the last straw. Send your cards and letters.


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