OJ Simpson makes comeback; more successful than Britney Spears UPDATE

Many said OJ was too old to make it in a life of crime; at age 60, he had been retired from that game for many years, his last caper being the double “if I did it” in Brentwood, of which he was acquitted, but later held responsible.

Britney, au contraire, is still a young woman at what, 27? sure, she had a couple kids, an ex husband or two, but was definitely in pretty good shape just a couple of years ago.

But you guessed it. Britney gave it a good try, but bombed; she looked lost, confused, chubby, and unrehearsed. OJ, on the other hand, made good on a break-in/room invasion/armed robbery. I mean, he didn’t kill anybody, but that’s probably because the victims didn’t include any women.

A conviction on the most serious charge, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, could bring a sentence of three to 35 years for each count, he said.
“He is facing a lot of time,” Roger said.

So congrats to OJ; we hope to see him running through airports in the near future. Of course, you can get shot for that nowadays.

UPDATE: OJ has submitted a plea bargain proposal which would include him looking for Steve Fossett on Florida golf courses.

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