This week at the Rapture

God’s Main Man on Earth, the Rapture Index Guy, sees Putin’s mutterings as a sign that the Rapture might soon be upon us.

I’m sorry, but Rapture Index Guy is fresh outta cred. It’s been a year, and the guy still can’t figure out how to make his columns line up.

Are we supposed to believe he can read the mind of God? I think not. Until he gets his website together, I’m not gonna be reporting his opinions to people as if they’re fact.

I have my standards, after all.

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