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Daily Archives: December 20, 2006
Big news this week for the Vice President:
- Dick “Shooter” Cheney is gonna be called to testify on Irv ‘Scooter” Libby’s behalf. Shooter will be reinforcing Scooter’s Steve Martin defense: “IIIIII forGOT !”
- Shooter took the president’s customary function in swearing in the new Secretary of Defense.
A connection? of course there is. Either Shooter is just trying to jack up his credibility as a witness, or he’s trying to establish some presidential privilege grounds to refuse to answer Fitzgerald’s nasty cross-examination questions.
This smacks of desperation. I think Fitz is gonna chew him up and spit him out. I mean, it’s so obvious. Here’s the sequence:
Cheney: I am the acting president
Fitz: starting the day after you were listed as a witness, right?
Cheney: aw, go f@&k yourself !