Hungry Hispanic baby doll cries, nurses, burps!!

Awkward gift, thy name is Bebe Gloton.doll2Hispanic? I mean, the box is printed in Spanish. Not sure what language the doll cries in. I’m sure it could be transculturally adopted.
I don’t see that it poops. Damn.
Just in time for that Christmas white elephant gift, though I’m guessing Walmart won’t stock these. Damn.
Company website crashed. Damn.
And at 60 bucks…Damn.
Will these be banned at McDonalds? on the Muni? Damn….
Will there be a sequel? “Bebe potty trains”?
[watches conservative heads explode….FUN!!]

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2 responses to “Hungry Hispanic baby doll cries, nurses, burps!!

  1. From cold fish to hot blooded mammal, thanks to one single item of lingerie – I will leave the rest up to your imagination!

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