Daily Archives: July 4, 2009

Sunday at the Rapture

mansionI was shopping for a heavenly mansion today and stopped by my rapture estate agent’s web site to see what was available. Not much that I would find attractive, though the prices are pretty good: free. Now, of course, one has to be chosen by God at Rapture Time, and be willing to associate with the most virtuous and devout Christians for all eternity.

I’ll pass.

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Sarah bailin’, Manny returnin’….hmmm?

palinhairmannydreadAK Gov. Sarah is bailin’, on the same day that Manny Ramirez is returning to the LA Dodgers lineup from a 50 game suspension for banned substance use.
You don’t see the connection? Sarah’s daughter’s son’s fun-dad’s mother was arrested for illegal substances. Meanwhile, Manny reportedly winked at the television cameras. And what about the hair?
Has anyone ever seen Sarah and Manny in the same room? I thought not.

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