Full disclosure: I would never go to anything this bad, so I have to review it based on what I read from others whom I respect who did see it, God bless ‘em (they prefer to remain anonymous). I do have standards, you know.
If you’ve already gone to this movie, you can be forgiven. But from this moment on, there will be no redemption…that wasted 2 hours and 9 bucks can never be reclaimed, nor can your immortal soul.